If you missed Part One, ye didnae really miss much.... well apart fae the creation of the earth, lights, and swimmin' baths. But you'll never believe what happens next....

The Big Yin has left Earth, and went back upstairs to his other hoose. He leaves Adam to watch the place till he comes back....

Adam opens up the Big Yin's new fridge that he had created to keep his booze cold. (we now call it Antartica) and helps himsel' to an apple that the Big Yin was saving, and on leaving the hoose had told Adam to "lee it alain or else!"

Noo Adam, could eat a scabby dug, so unfortunativitly, he surrenders to the temptation, and nicks the Big Yin's grub. He completely ignores the deed beasts, and nabs the apple oot o' the fridge.

The Big Yin, passin' ootside the kitchen windae notices Adam and flies into a rage.

"Ah'll chib ye ya toss!", cries the Big Yin as he heads straight for the now terrified Adam. The Big Yin notices that Adam has done some creating himsel, right over the Big Yin's kitchen flair! "Bit Big Yin, I can explain!", shouts Adam "Gonnae no dae mi big man!"

STOOKIE!

The Big Yin aims a 'Glesga kiss' in the direction of Adam's napper, but slips on Adam's new 'creation'. So he hits Adam's chest insteed, whackin oot one o' his ribs. "Oooyah", shouts Adam

"Aw ma heed", shouts the big Yin.

"Noo look whit ye've done!", says Adam pointing to that rib lying on the flair. "Phone the Royal, Big Yin phone the bloody Royal!"

"Nae need son, hawd on"

The Big Yin picks up Adams rib, and first thinks of Chinese Style Barbecue sauce, but then gets back to the matter in hand...

"Ah've done it before and ah cin dae it again!", says the Big Yin.

At that, the rib jumps fae the Big Yin's hawn, and all of a sudden it grows into another Adam.

"Hey cool big man!", says Adam starting to tie his wound up wi some Scotch Tape. - "Bit yer losin' yer touch. He's no got a thingy, and ye've put too much o' that skin on his chust!"

"Ah maybe, bit he looks awright ta me, kinda attractive lookin'" "bit here", warns the big yin. "Ah'm nae bender so ah'm calling him summat different.......Wummin."

"Wummin?", asks Adam

"Aye Wummin", "Wum cos she has Wum hell of a big ass, and min, cos she'll no be able ta min' her ain biznus!", the Big Yin creates laughter, and Adam joins in....

"Awright pet"

"Whits that lump there?", Ella points to a lump sticking out of Adam.

"Erm, it must be that apple I just ate", Adam blushes.

"Funny place to huv an Adam's apple... in the front o' yer troosers.", says Ella, "It's usually in yer neck!"

"Away'n'gee's peece you two!"

The Big Yin has had enough of the two of them already, and throws them oot the hoose. "Hey! Big Yin!" cries Ella, "Gonnae gee me sum claes!"

"Gonnae no!", shouts Adam, "ah'm enjoyin' the view"

The Big Yin opens his fridge again, and creates Sadism. Adam and Ella, have only a leaf offa one of them trees to keep them warm, which isn't a lot.

"Ahm bloody freezin'" says Ella

"Hey you, mind yer language hen!", shouts the Big Yin from upstairs

"Ah know how we can keep warm Ella.", Adam has a wee glint in his eye.

"jogging!", he says.

"Jogging?", asks Ella.

"Aye, bit ye've gotta dae it lyin' doon... here and ah'll show ye."

So Adam does the durty with Ella, and the Big Yin, who is already gettin' brooned off wi Adam as it is.

"Whit ye think yer dayin?", shouts the Big Yin as he catches them at it.

"It wisnae me big yin", cries Adam, "It wis the snake... the snake telt me ta dae it!"

"Whit snake?" the Big Yin looks confused.

"This wan ah've got here!", Adam points.

"Hey Adam", the Big Yin smiles, "That isnae a snake!"

"Aye bit it did tell me ta dae it!!"

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Coming up in Part Three.

The Female attitude has now been created, cos Ella blames Adam for everything. (well it was his fault after aw!). She waits for the birth of the twins, which is handy as the Family Credit has just went up. And she has a chance of a better hoose as well. The Big Yin is keeping a low profile, after he is blamed for a massive flood. "It always buckets doon at the Glasgow fair Fortnight.", he says. But Noah, is not amused.